Don't be a d-bag; pick up the p-bag. | |
Play like an ace; don't take a mace to the face. | |
When you meet an enemy in a three-tile-high passage, Be quick with the downstab massage. |
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Get a Liz to watch your Kid, we're the childcare Wiz. | |
Don't get rattled when you do the reverse-Dazzle. | |
Watch out for RobedDouche; drink your pamplemousse. | |
Eat lots of dairy to float like a fairy. | |
Float like a feather, Sting like a bee, Use your sword to grab that key. |
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This game is hard; often a chore, It takes up to an hour or more, But at least you don't have to listen to Chicago's Twenty-Five or Six to Four. |