|Don't be a d-bag; pick up the p-bag.|
|Play like an ace; don't take a mace to the face.|
|When you meet an enemy in a three-tile-high passage,
Be quick with the downstab massage.
|Get a Liz to watch your Kid, we're the childcare Wiz.|
|Don't get rattled when you do the reverse-Dazzle.|
|Watch out for RobedDouche; drink your pamplemousse.|
|Eat lots of dairy to float like a fairy.|
|Float like a feather, Sting like a bee,
Use your sword to grab that key.
|This game is hard; often a chore,
It takes up to an hour or more,
But at least you don't have to listen to
Chicago's Twenty-Five or Six to Four.